Handsome Halloween

While we here at HMG believe that everyday should be a handsome day, we find that Halloween is a good gateway drug for those whose are too shy to let their inner handsomeness shine on a daily basis.  It’s a sad day for us at HMG when a man ignores his handsomeness potential in his daily wear, but Halloween is often a particularly disappointing day for us.  So, to help, here is a list of HMG approved Halloween costume ideas.

P.S. At HMG we encourage you to dress as/use as inspiration any of these men everyday.  Obviously.

The BeeGees
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Mr. Darcy – always handsome, but particularly so emerging from a lake (we suggest re-wetting your shirt every 30 minutes for an optimal handsome effect)

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Big Hrithik – learning his brand of pelvic thrusting will help give an air of authenticity to the costume
https://i0.wp.com/www.bollywood101.com/UserFiles/2008/4/30/hrithik_roshan_PE_20061211.jpg

speaking of Big Hrithik…a Greek statue

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Freddie Mercury

https://i0.wp.com/www.ultrapdx.com/zero/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/freddie-mercury2.jpg

Heathcliff bonus points for incorporating the moors as part of your costume.

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Michael Flatley– flute and chess board optional

https://i1.wp.com/gawno.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/michael_flatley.jpg

Rod Stewart

https://i0.wp.com/www.theradreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/rod1788514844_400.jpg

Fabio – a classic costume choice

https://i1.wp.com/www.fabioinc.com/FABIO_MODEL_FOLDER2/flyer_merged_web.jpg

Morrissey – skinny, awkward and 100% HMG (oh and lets not forget that he embodies one of the most HMG traits of all – vegetarianism.  make your costume authentic and remember (and remind others) that meat is murder).

https://i1.wp.com/musicmedia.ign.com/music/image/article/856/856153/morrissey-20080229084749262-000.jpg

Have a happy, safe, and very HMG Halloween!!!

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2 Responses to “Handsome Halloween”

  1. LOVE. I really hope that some men think long and hard about these potential choices this Halloween. And always, of course!!

    New Order Matt is going to be Morrissey, which could lead to a contract with HMG Alternatives at some point. You never know.

  2. I love the Beegees. Especially the one in the middle. I fancy the pants off of him.

    Well done, all round. Excellent blog ladies, keep up the good work.

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