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Handsome Halloween

Posted in handsome costumes, handsome habit, handsome inspiration, handsome man fashion with tags , , , , , , on October 29, 2009 by handsomemangroup

While we here at HMG believe that everyday should be a handsome day, we find that Halloween is a good gateway drug for those whose are too shy to let their inner handsomeness shine on a daily basis.  It’s a sad day for us at HMG when a man ignores his handsomeness potential in his daily wear, but Halloween is often a particularly disappointing day for us.  So, to help, here is a list of HMG approved Halloween costume ideas.

P.S. At HMG we encourage you to dress as/use as inspiration any of these men everyday.  Obviously.

The BeeGees
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Mr. Darcy – always handsome, but particularly so emerging from a lake (we suggest re-wetting your shirt every 30 minutes for an optimal handsome effect)

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Big Hrithik – learning his brand of pelvic thrusting will help give an air of authenticity to the costume
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speaking of Big Hrithik…a Greek statue

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Freddie Mercury

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Heathcliff bonus points for incorporating the moors as part of your costume.

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Michael Flatley– flute and chess board optional

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Rod Stewart

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Fabio – a classic costume choice

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Morrissey – skinny, awkward and 100% HMG (oh and lets not forget that he embodies one of the most HMG traits of all – vegetarianism.  make your costume authentic and remember (and remind others) that meat is murder).

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Have a happy, safe, and very HMG Halloween!!!

Handsome Habit: Waxing

Posted in hair in the right places, hair removal, handsome habit with tags , , , , , , on July 16, 2009 by handsomemangroup

It’s not easy being handsome.  Sometimes it takes a bit of work.  We here at HMG believe that a little hard work never hurt anyone, especially if the work results in increased handsomeness.  One such habit is man-waxing.  HMG encourages regular waxing, trimming and manscaping.

To quote Fabio, “Back hair will get you nowhere…show her what’s underneath…smooth & molto sexy.”  (To watch Fabio demonstrate this concept himself, watch from 22 seconds onwards:

Handsome-man Hall of Fame member, Bruno, believes that waxing is so important that it made his essential A-Z guide for fashion: “V is for… VAXING. Hair removal und manscaping ist essential.  Be careful if you do it yourself, though – yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed.”

Bruno also brings up an excellent point; more often than not waxing is best left to the professionals (or to an experienced and enthusiastic friend who wants to help).  We at HMG are in awe of the woman who operates “ted e bare.”  HMG was informed of her dedication to the cause of hair-free men by our own waxer extraordinaire, Marisa.  She’s so dedicated to the cause that she’s even managed to procure the domain www.manzillian.com. While she may not be able to service all the handsome men out there in the world, her FAQ provides very useful information to help assuage any doubts that men just short of achieving their full handsome potential may have.

So go on men, don’t let a little (or a lot) of hair stand between you and fully handsome self.

Handsome Man Profile: Little Hrithik

Posted in handsome man profile with tags , , , , on June 9, 2009 by handsomemangroup
I think that it’s fitting to initiate our handsome man blog with a profile of our mascot, the newly beheaded Little Hrithik.  Before he was cruelly immolated and beheaded by jealous blond men, he was the epitome of handsome.  He was always perfectly buffed, waxed, coiffed and dressed.
Ethnically Handsome

Ethnically Handsome

Name: Little Hrithik

Occupation: Plastic Doll, Professionally Handsome

Handsome Hero: Big Hrithik

Hometown: San Francisco via eBay

Favorite Outfit: anything made out of mesh.

Dream date:  dancing.  I’d start out dancing for her, then we’d dance together and then we’d slow dance.   I think Fabio said it best when he described where slow dancing can end up: I want to hear her say “yes.”  I want to kiss her for a very, very long time.

Words to live by: I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.